grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via benalishes)

bitterboob:

fleurilla:

timehlord:

rorysqueenwife:

teaforthetardis:

1dstalking:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

OMG EVERYONE GO GET UR HEADPHONES AND LISTEN TO THIS. IT’S ACTUALLY SO COOL. BUT U NEED HEADPHONES FOR IT TO WORK

HOLY SHIT. THE WHISPER AT THE END.

HOLY.

SHIT.

BAG ON THE HEAD OMG.

HOLY SHIT WHY HAVENT I EVER SEEN THIS ON MY DASH IT IS INCREDIBLE OMG

THIS IS FUKCING AMAZING IM NOT OKAY OMG IT SOUNDS SO REAL I COVERED MY EYES AND OMG

(Source: awesomaticeric, via clumsykae)

throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

image

where he blinks when you move him

image

and if you angle it right he’ll wink

image

oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you

(via clumsykae)

Public schools should be nicer to gay kids, but they probably won’t because liberalism.

lolmythesis:

Politics, Whitman College.

"Queer Youth in a Liberal Society: The FAIR Education Act and Beyond"

(via churchrat)

Oh god I need to go to bed

I’m too cuddly to function